Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Oh My.

I had WAYYYY too much fun with this. Doug blogged on this amazing little program, blogwarbot. Gotta love it. This is, bye the way, about what I sound like when I'm in an argument at school.



BlogWarBot: I'm BlogWarBot. Didn't we ban you?
Guest: Not that I know of
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said 'NO' too.
Guest: That didn't make much sense, now did it?
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Guest: A pet issue? Cool! What is it?
BlogWarBot: What does that have to do with this topic?
Guest: Everything.
BlogWarBot: That's quite interesting. Go on... (zzzzzzz).
Guest: Ok, I will.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Ohhhh!!! THAT'S our topic!!!
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: WTF?
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: *snort* Interesting by whose standards?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: I have no idea what that means dude.
BlogWarBot: Why don't you go read the FAQ?
Guest: FAQ you!
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Your idiocy, what else would it be?
BlogWarBot: Sure, ask ask ask. Meanwhile, a million species go extinct every second.
Guest: Oh my. SOMEONE hasn't had their coffee today.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Oh good lord. You're actually trying to sound smart aren't you.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were actually trying to sound smart aren't BlogWarBot?
Guest: Again: WTF?
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Are you?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: You asked, idiot.
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TOO LATE!!!!!!
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: What part of that was privileged ignorance? The part where I laughed at you?
BlogWarBot: I see porn is easier to deal with for feminists today than d ignorance? The part where you laughed at BlogWarBot
Guest: I do not understand your response you imbecile.
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to understand BlogWarBot's response BlogWarBot imbecile.
Guest: Ok. What's your credit card number, I'll start their. I do need some new shoes actually...
BlogWarBot: What, Malkin didn't cover this on Hot Air?
Guest: Not that I know of. Why?
BlogWarBot: Sure, ask ask ask. Meanwhile, a million species go extinct every second.
Guest: You already said that. Running out of ideas?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me...
Guest: Oh god. I'm going to have so much fun with this...
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you're going to had so much fun with this?
Guest: You ACTUALLY think you're smart enough to talk to ME?
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word smart enough to talk to you. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: You, the most idiotic person I've ever met?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me...
Guest: Again: Running out of ideas much?
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Asked that too.
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: And that.
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: Ooh! A new one! What a good boy!
BlogWarBot: Why don't you ask your Mom when she brings you milk and cookies down there in her basement?
Guest: Aww, how cute!
BlogWarBot: Sure, ask ask ask. Meanwhile, a million species go extinct every second.
Guest: I didn't ask a question. Might want to learn some punctuaion.
BlogWarBot: I'm not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: Not bad! You're getting better! You've evolved from an irritating bactirea to an annoying parasite!
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were getting better! BlogWarBot've evolved from an irritating bactirea to an annoying parasite?
Guest: Ok, back to a bacteria.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Still a bacteria.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Single celled orginism. Poor dear.
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: Ok, now you're a molecule.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word a molecule. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: What else would it mean?
BlogWarBot: What does that have to do with this topic?
Guest: Now an atom...
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said 'NO' too.
Guest: I can't think of anything smaller than an atom, so bye!
BlogWarBot: Even if you never think of anything smaller than an atom, so bye, you still benefit from the patriarchy.
Guest: See you, nice to meet ya!
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: Byee!
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: *waves*
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: I'm out.

Also: I'm very active on GaiaOnline.com right now, so I made a charrie ref of a DND character I'm playing, She's a Dark Elf.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is me Nikki, being to lazy to log in. BlogWarBot is fun. :)

Anonymous said...

Neo here, being lazy.
:D Yes it is. Have you posted your BlogWarBot fight? Have you HAD a BlogWarBot fight?

Anonymous said...

I have had BlogWarBot fight, but I have not posted it.